In which I update my reader(s) and herald the dawn of a new era, or, at least, of Spring.
1. Would you like a coffee?
Why yes, thank you! But wait...... is it the afternoon? And I'm not out this evening? Then tea please.
2. Where are you and what have you been up to?
3. What is the best way to stay cheerful in the winter months?
Plan A: Get hold of the biggest, fluffiest duvet possible, wrap yourself in it and wait for spring. Administer coffee at regular intervals. Dine on sausage and mash. Persuade a cat to sleep on your feet. Read.
Disclaimer - You may find this interferes unduly with your work and relationships. In which case:
Plan B: See the lemurs and marvel. Consider owls. Dine on sausage and mash. Read.
4. Aren't you a little bit obsessed with lemurs?
5. Are you also obsessed with hibernation?
Yes. There will now be a ban on discussing this matter until Winter.